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The 1914 Southwest Texas State football team used to be an American football team that represented Southwest Texas State Normal School—now known as Texas State University–as an independent during the 1914 college football season. The team was led by first-year head coach C. Spurgeon Smith and finished the season with a record of 2–6. The team's captain was Raydo Leonard, who played halfback.
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Scaphura is a Neotropical genus of bush crickets in the subfamily Phaneropterinae. Some of the species within Scaphura are Batesian mimics of wasps, for example the type species, Scaphura nigra, is a polymorphic Batesian mimic of wasps of the genus Pepsis and Entypus (Pompilidae) and the potter wasps Polistes (Vespidae). The genus is restricted to South America. Another genus of Neotropical phaneropterine bush crickets, Aganacris, also are Batesian mimics of wasps.
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