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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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