{"type":"standard","title":"I-Opener","displaytitle":"i-Opener","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q12060651","titles":{"canonical":"I-Opener","normalized":"I-Opener","display":"i-Opener"},"pageid":3607623,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/2008-04-25_Netpliance_i-Opener_main_menu.jpg/330px-2008-04-25_Netpliance_i-Opener_main_menu.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/2008-04-25_Netpliance_i-Opener_main_menu.jpg","width":1936,"height":1288},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287068791","tid":"2fe52969-207e-11f0-ae51-ac7ee34e0427","timestamp":"2025-04-23T20:04:39Z","description":"Low-cost internet appliance","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-Opener","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-Opener?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-Opener?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I-Opener"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-Opener","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/I-Opener","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-Opener?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I-Opener"}},"extract":"The i-Opener is a discontinued low-cost internet appliance produced by Netpliance between 1999 and 2002. The hardware was sold as a loss leader for a monthly internet service. Because of the low cost of the hardware, it was popular with computer hobbyists, who modified it to run desktop PC software without the internet service.","extract_html":"
The i-Opener is a discontinued low-cost internet appliance produced by Netpliance between 1999 and 2002. The hardware was sold as a loss leader for a monthly internet service. Because of the low cost of the hardware, it was popular with computer hobbyists, who modified it to run desktop PC software without the internet service.
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