{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
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{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}