{"type":"standard","title":"Kasumi (Dead or Alive)","displaytitle":"Kasumi (Dead or Alive)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2520527","titles":{"canonical":"Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)","normalized":"Kasumi (Dead or Alive)","display":"Kasumi (Dead or Alive)"},"pageid":816101,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Kasumi_%28Dead_or_Alive%29.png","width":203,"height":505},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Kasumi_%28Dead_or_Alive%29.png","width":203,"height":505},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290626066","tid":"908103ba-31e9-11f0-a112-51e90ee7973c","timestamp":"2025-05-16T00:06:07Z","description":"Dead or Alive character","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kasumi_(Dead_or_Alive)"}},"extract":"Kasumi is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Dead or Alive fighting game series by Team Ninja and Tecmo. Kasumi serves as the main protagonist of the Dead or Alive franchise since its premiere in 1996. She was a main character in the first, second, and fifth games of the series and in the film adaptation, DOA: Dead or Alive.","extract_html":"
Kasumi is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Dead or Alive fighting game series by Team Ninja and Tecmo. Kasumi serves as the main protagonist of the Dead or Alive franchise since its premiere in 1996. She was a main character in the first, second, and fifth games of the series and in the film adaptation, DOA: Dead or Alive.
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